Ask me anything   Hello, this is a very friendly person speaking. I'm not going to reveal my name, I'm a secret agent under Sherlock Holmes' command, I've learned from the best, the Winchester brothers. I'll only let you know that I love Rammstein, they may well be the most awesome band that you should listen to. You are free to ask if you want to know more ;)

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

al-grave:

godotal:

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

(via panthress213)

— 3 weeks ago with 235650 notes
Anonymous asked: 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?


Answer:

It sounds cheesy, but their eyes

— 4 weeks ago
Anonymous asked: 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?


Answer:

A guy I used to talk with for hours, but we’ve grown apart..

— 4 weeks ago
Anonymous asked: 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?


Answer:

My boyfriend or bestfriend

— 4 weeks ago
Anonymous asked: 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?


Answer:

Why wouldn’t I want them to?

— 4 weeks ago

50 SHADES OF PRIVACY INVASION

1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
— 4 weeks ago with 720976 notes

Hey guys, I want to order a Rammstein hoodie, from the official site, but I have no idea what size I should get.. Anyone got any tips?

— 4 weeks ago
one third of me:I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me:sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people
— 4 weeks ago with 745164 notes
globaltelevision:

Tonight, Andy and Sam hit the road but it’s not all smooth sailing. New Rookie Blue at 10 et/pt.

globaltelevision:

Tonight, Andy and Sam hit the road but it’s not all smooth sailing. New Rookie Blue at 10 et/pt.

(via booswarek)

— 4 weeks ago with 96 notes

iamthereal-e-t:

nvllvs:

drunkblogging:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

men are incredible 

THAT TEACHER IN THE MIDDLE

so I need to get arrested, go to school, and then get really sick

(via theofficialpolice)

— 1 month ago with 339655 notes